The CFO Who Tells It Like It Is – Know Your Numbers,

Grow Your Business, and Take Back Your Time.

Tired of working harder but not seeing higher profits?

Get clear financial insights and a Grumpy CFO-level strategy to scale your business, grow valuation, and reduce stress.

Is Your Business Growing, But Your Profits, Valuation, and Freedom Aren’t?

  • Revenue is up, but profits aren’t. You’re making money, but where is it going?

  • Cash flow is unpredictable. Some months are great, others are stressful—you don’t know what’s coming next.

  • Your financial reports don’t help you make better decisions. They’re just numbers without clear direction.

  • You don’t know what your business is really worth. Could you sell it today? Would anyone want to buy it?

  • Growth feels chaotic, not strategic. You’re reacting, not planning—always putting out fires.

Most business owners think more sales = more success, but without the right financial strategy, scaling up can actually lower profitability, reduce valuation, and increase stress.

You Built a Successful Business - But Is It Really Working for You?

  • Your Controller Gives You Reports—But Do You Know What They Actually Mean? Let’s turn those numbers into a real strategy.

  • Your Business Is Too Big to Run on Gut Feel—but That’s What You’re Doing. Stop making financial decisions in the dark.

  • If Your Controller Prepares the Reports… Who’s Helping You Grow the Business? Get the financial strategy you’re missing.

  • You Built a $20M Business—So Why Are You Still Guessing? Know your numbers. Make smarter decisions. 

  • Spreadsheets Don’t Grow Businesses. Let’s build a plan that increases profits and valuation. 

Talk to The Grumpy CFO

You Built a Successful Business - But Is It Really Working for You?

  • Your Controller Gives You Reports—But Do You Know What They Actually Mean? Let’s turn those numbers into a real strategy.

  • Your Business Is Too Big to Run on Gut Feel—but That’s What You’re Doing. Stop making financial decisions in the dark.

  • If Your Controller Prepares the Reports… Who’s Helping You Grow the Business? Get the financial strategy you’re missing.

  • You Built a $20M Business—So Why Are You Still Guessing? Know your numbers. Make smarter decisions. 

  • Spreadsheets Don’t Grow Businesses. Let’s build a plan that increases profits and valuation. 

You Built a Successful Business - But Is It Really Working for You?

Your Controller Gives You Reports—But Do You Know What They Actually Mean?

Let’s turn those numbers into a real strategy.

Your Business Is Too Big to Run on Gut Feel—but That’s What You’re Doing.

Stop making financial decisions in the dark.

If Your Controller Prepares the Reports… Who’s Helping You Grow the Business?

Get the financial strategy you’re missing.

You Built a $20M Business—So Why Are You Still Guessing?

Know your numbers. Make smarter decisions. 

Spreadsheets Don’t Grow Businesses. Strategy Does.

Let’s build a plan that increases profits and valuation.

Talk to The Grumpy CFO

The Solution: Take Back Control of Your Business and Your Life

Imagine a Business That Works for You—Not the Other Way Around.

 Your Business Becomes More Valuable.

Buyers, investors, and banks see it as a well-run, high-performing asset—not just a job.

You Have More Control, Not More Work.

Your company runs smoothly whether you’re in the office or on vacation.

Scaling Up No Longer Feels Risky.

 Growth is planned, strategic, and backed by financial intelligence—not gut instinct.

 You Finally Feel in Control.

 No more guessing—just clarity and confidence in every business decision.

You Get More Time Back.

Instead of working harder, you work smarter—creating a business that can thrive without you.

You Build a Business That Can Be Sold or Passed On.

Whether you want to sell in 3 years or keep it for decades, your company is structured for long-term success.

The Grumpy CFO isn’t here to drown you in spreadsheets—we’re here to help you create a business

that gives you more freedom, more wealth, and a better life.

How It Works: Your Roadmap to a More Valuable Business

STEP 1

The Deep Dive

We analyze your business like never before, uncovering hidden risks, missed opportunities, and financial blind spots that are holding you back.

What you’ll gain: Clarity, control, and a full understanding of your business’s strengths and weaknesses.

STEP 2

The Growth Plan

We create a custom plan to increase revenue, grow valuation, and give you more freedom—whether that means preparing for an exit or making your business less dependent on you.

Designed for: B2B business owners who want a company that works without them.

STEP 3

Implementation & Success

We implement the plan, track progress, make adjustments, and achieve results—so you don’t just grow, you scale strategically.

How we work: Choose from our Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum levels depending on your business needs.

Why Work With The Grumpy CFO?

Most Financial Experts Focus on Numbers—We Focus on You and Your Business.

  • Straight Talk, No Fluff. You don’t need another accountant throwing numbers at you. You need someone who tells it like it is—so you can take action.

  • We Think Like Owners, Not Just Accountants. Your business isn’t just about spreadsheets—it’s about creating wealth, freedom, and long-term success.

  • We Build Businesses That Work Without the Owner. A business that relies too much on you isn’t a business—it’s a job. We help you create systems that give you back control.

  • We Focus on Results, Not Reports. Most financial experts hand you numbers. We turn those numbers into strategies that grow your business and increase its value.

  • We’ve Helped B2B Companies Scale from $3M to $50M. Whether you want to grow, sell, or just get more freedom, we know what works.

Who The Grumpy CFO

Works With

  • Owners of established B2B companies with $3M–$50M in revenue.

  • Growth-focused leaders who want a business that can scale without constant firefighting.

  • CEOs who feel stuck—wanting more control, higher profits, and less stress.

  • Entrepreneurs who want to increase valuation—whether to sell or grow long-term.

Who This Is NOT For

  • Businesses looking for tax prep or bookkeeping. The Grumpy CFO is about strategy, not spreadsheets.

  • Owners who aren’t ready to make changes. If you want different results, you need a different approach.

  • Companies in financial crisis or arrears. We help businesses grow, not put out emergency fires.

Got Questions? Here Are Some Quick Answers.

1️. Is The Grumpy CFO the same as a traditional CFO or accountant?

No. Traditional accountants focus on reports and taxes. The Grumpy CFO focuses on growth, valuation, and making your business work for you—not just tracking numbers.

2️. Do I need to be good with numbers to work with The Grumpy CFO?

Not at all. We translate financial data into plain English and clear strategies—so you can make smart decisions without getting lost in spreadsheets.

3️. How do I know if my business is the right fit?

If you run a B2B company with $3M–$50M in revenue and want to grow, scale, get more freedom, or prepare for exit, The Grumpy CFO can help.

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